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Swordfish941 09-13-2010 08:51 PM
I think there is an Adjustment Bureau that keeps celebrity couples from marrying.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-13-2010 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 19056)
i dont want to jack Abram off!
J Ackab Ramo FF !!!

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-13-2010 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19057)
I think there is an Adjustment Bureau that keeps celebrity couples from marrying.
Celebrities get married all the time, what are you talking about?

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 12:20 AM
Slow day, isn't it?

Swordfish941 09-14-2010 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19059)
Celebrities get married all the time, what are you talking about?
The following celebrity couples have not gotten married thanks to the adjustment bureau:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Bijou Phillips and Danny Masterson

Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis.

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 12:30 AM
Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?

Swordfish941 09-14-2010 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 19062)
Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
That's a stupid reason to commit murder suicide. Tom Arnold's stand up routine is a perfect reason to commit murder suicide.

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 19063)
That's a stupid reason to commit murder suicide. Tom Arnold's stand up routine is a perfect reason to commit murder suicide.
"Gawdammit, I dun' want no durn scrambled eggs, womern, I wanted o'er easy!"

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-14-2010 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 19062)
Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
What did she do, try to use Egg Beaters instead of fresh eggs?

S&Wshooter 09-14-2010 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 19068)
What did she do, try to use Egg Beaters instead of fresh eggs?
I dunno, but that dude is fucking hardcore


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