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Swordfish941 06-28-2010 02:16 AM

I have an idea where a heavily drunk Rocco shoots Ares in the foot with his P9S. Ares responds by angrily chasing him around the boat trying to shoot him with his Mk. 23 and calling him a "goddamn greaseball". Greg ends it buy knocking him out with a crowbar and making Rocco sober by dunking his head in cold water.

k9870 06-28-2010 02:45 AM

I thought they all carried cougars now? Sounds funny but the getting drunk and shooting at each other sounds like a thing the group of jackasses i made up would do.

(I like when people each have an individual weapon though.)

S&Wshooter 06-28-2010 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 14815)
I have an idea where a heavily drunk Rocco shoots Ares in the foot with his P9S. Ares responds by angrily chasing him around the boat trying to shoot him with his Mk. 23 and calling him a "goddamn greaseball". Greg ends it buy knocking him out with a crowbar and making Rocco sober by dunking his head in cold water.

And everyone else just sits there and laughs so hard that they cannot breathe....

Swordfish941 06-28-2010 04:29 AM

I've decided to base Rocco's voice on Carlos Menica. And by that I mean the Carlos Menica from South Park who can't come up with anything original, whose one eyed trouser snake doesn't work, and who got beaten to a bloody, puss filled pulp by that idiot Kanye West.

S&Wshooter 06-28-2010 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 14818)
I've decided to base Rocco's voice on Carlos Menica. And by that I mean the Carlos Menica from South Park who can't come up with anything original, whose one eyed trouser snake doesn't work, and who got beaten to a bloody, puss filled pulp by that idiot Kanye West.

Sounds fun

Swordfish941 06-28-2010 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 14819)
Sounds fun

You've seen that episode?

S&Wshooter 06-28-2010 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 14820)
You've seen that episode?

No, I don't watch South Park

Swordfish941 06-28-2010 06:10 AM

I love the episode where various Youtube celebrities kill each other. it sucked that Tron Guy, Dramatic Chimpmunk, and Sneezing Panda died, but I absolutely loved it when Chris Crocker died (he sucks horse tits).

Zulu Two Six 06-28-2010 07:14 AM

chris crocker is a he?

Swordfish941 06-28-2010 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 14823)
chris crocker is a he?

Yes. Quite unsettleling, isn't it?


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