Do you not have friends?

I have alot of friends. I'm pretty sure I'm not feeling good because I haven't been able to do what I want to do for quite a while

good job burt, its almost like you weren't trying to be a dick.
notice ''im depresed''
telling him he needs a girlfriend isn't exactly the phrase someone who is depressed is looking for.

I think going to a gun show or something would make me feel better

&WshooterAnd what would that be?

I'm depressed since no one will comment on my draft on my page.

Shift key.

Try writing the whole thing and then posting it. Nobody wants to read a story a few paragraphs at a time.

The draft is fine, dammit

Then why won't you guys comment on my thread?

I, personally, am dealing with some shit right now

You know what would be funny? If Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. Then it would be Mr. E.T., and it would sound a little somethin' like this: I pity da fool who doesn't phone home.

Hamburgers: the cornerstone of any nutrisious breakfast.

Only if you think old age is for chumps

I don't know about you, but I plan to live forever.

Prepare to be unpleasantly suprised in a few decades

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Ving Rames

What country you from?

'Muhrica

http://www.flagamerican.net/american-flag.jpg

Do they speak english in Muhrica?

Why aren't there any Frank Sinatra biopic's?

Too many mafia secrets would be revealed.

This is funny I post a video of someone freing a crotched pistol and no one bats an eye. :D

Who know registering to vote could turn Olivia Wilde on:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e22...-from-fod-team

fiddling with my lighter
need fuel!:mad:

I pulled a heist on Godfather 2 last night. My whole crew died :(

Pyromaniac Alert!:eek:

My mom got pissed that I played 2 hours of video games today! For the last 2 weeks, I have only played a total of 1 hour, but my brother plays for upwards of 4 hours a day, every day and no one says a word about it. Why the hell is he allowed to be lazy but I'm not allowed to relax a little bit?

Did you do all your homework? Did you study? Cause if you havent done any of that, it wont matter if you've played 10 minutes of gaming.

I do my homework right when I get home. My brother does his about 15 minutes before he goes to bed

i know how you feel
it's exactly the same way

You should punch your brother.

I love this joke on youtube: whenever somebody dislikes a music video or song, somebody says that the dislikers are Justin Bieber fans.:D

If I puynch someone, I'm going to punch them full force. If I do that, he'll have to go to the hospital

I don't want to set the wooorld ooon fiiiire!
I just want to start a flame in your hearttttt!

Let me be the first:

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9832/1009011602.jpg

Now I´m Imfdb´s official camwhore :D.

You know what's weird? Ever since I saw Jesus Christ Superstar, I always imagined Judas as a black man.

Have you ever noticed that Olivia Wilde is like Megan Fox but with acting abilities?

what happened to the lower part of your face?