John Connor to Donald Rumsfield: "If we stay to course we are dead. We are all dead!"

Dick Cheney to John Connor: "Go fuck yourself."

King Juan Carlos I to Fred Phelps: "Why don't you just shut up?"

Fixed That For You

Here's a lesson that we can all learn from life: Never go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Really? Guess I'm going to have to tell him I can't go next weekend

Do you know what's funny about Jack Abramoff's name? His first name is "Jack" and the last three letters of his last name spell "off". :D

hurrf durrf he has the word "bra" in his name chuckle chuckle

i dont want to jack Abram off!