He's alright. He may be a douchey hipster, but he's still pretty funny

Oh, I like Jon Oliver too

Aziz Ansari is one of the few comedians that I do hate. Ugh. I like Christopher Titus, George Carlin (RIP), and anybody who isn't too shitty, I'm not picky.

S&Wshooter is starting to remind me of Emilio Estevez in Repo Man.

I haven't seen that movie. Explain

I dunno. You hate stuff.

I need to make a list of what I do and do not hate

Everyone ought to list what they hate. Right here, right now- at least ten things

1. Hipsters
2. Shitty coffee (IE coffee bought from a coffeeshop)
3. the newer production Ford Mustang
4. The Chevy Avalanche
5. Multiculturalism
6. Small dogs
7. Pop music
8. The movie 300 and the popularity it spawned for those fucking pedophilic, shitty warriors known as the Spartans
9. Having a pinched nerve
10. Diet Coke

1. Ghetto idiots

2. rappers (especially white rappers)

3. War protesters

4. Yuppies

5. Conservative political commentators (with the exception of Bill O'Reily)

6. Christian televangelists (except for Billy Graham).

7. The SLA

8. Phonies

9. The Westboro Baptist Church

10. Idiots who constantly hit on woman, and get rejected, but never give up.

11. Consumer culture

12. Pimps

13. Protestants

14. Angela from The Office

What would you do if you were a tiger? I would maul Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit.