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Zulu Two Six 10-07-2010 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Markost (Post 20602)
Eating fruit salad: bananas, strawberries, apples, oranges and kiwis.
a man knows that an apple is a fruit
a wise man knows not to include it in a fruit salad

S&Wshooter 10-07-2010 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 20603)
a man knows that an apple is a fruit
a wise man knows not to include it in a fruit salad
What kind of man knows anything about fruit salad?

Zulu Two Six 10-07-2010 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 20605)
What kind of man knows anything about fruit salad?
Bear Grylls

BurtReynoldsMoustache 10-07-2010 02:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 20605)
What kind of man knows anything about fruit salad?
One who cares about his cholesterol.

Swordfish941 10-07-2010 02:50 PM
I just found out that there's a cocktail called an Orgasm. Seriously, WTF?

Zulu Two Six 10-07-2010 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 20627)
I just found out that there's a cocktail called an Orgasm. Seriously, WTF?
lol, ''I'll have an orgasm of the mouth please, waiter."

Swordfish941 10-07-2010 03:32 PM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, onions ona sesame seed bun. *drools* . . . that is all.

k9870 10-07-2010 03:45 PM
Wendy's > McDonalds

Wendys: Cheap food
McDonalds: Mush passing for food

So, equation is OK>Shit

Swordfish941 10-07-2010 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 20631)
Wendy's > McDonalds

Wendys: Cheap food
McDonalds: Mush passing for food

So, equation is OK>Shit
I agree. Wendy's hamburgers are delicious. Plus they have square patties. And McDonald's doesn't have chili or Frosty's. I think McDonald's food is made from people.

S&Wshooter 10-07-2010 04:01 PM
Whataburger > All other fast food places

Tookies > All other hamburger places

S&Wshooter 10-07-2010 04:03 PM
Late Arrival sucks. Why can't we just have early release?

k9870 10-07-2010 04:04 PM
my friend worked at mcdonalds, saw the beef being delivered it said "beef, class e-edible"

Markost 10-07-2010 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 20639)
it said "beef, class e-edible"
Better than Grade F meat from the Springfield Elementary School:

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpr...ng?w=512&h=384

rachel9 10-07-2010 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 18532)
Here are the ground rules:

1. We do not talk about Fight Club

2. We do not talk about Fight Club.

3. We can't make fun of Justin Bieber . . . when none of his fans are reading this thread.

4. I don't want see any of you not acting random.
You forgot:
We DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

rachel9 10-07-2010 05:07 PM
that is awesome... :)

The Wierd It 10-07-2010 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 20632)
I think McDonald's food is made from people.
Wait, when did McDonalds start serving Soylent Green?

Swordfish941 10-07-2010 09:36 PM
http://www.empireonline.com/images/f.../photos/67.jpg

Dennis Hopper apparently likes fabric.

Swordfish941 10-07-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Markost (Post 20641)
Better than Grade F meat from the Springfield Elementary School:

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpr...ng?w=512&h=384
Springfield Elementary School has EPIC FAIL written all over it.

Swordfish941 10-07-2010 10:37 PM
http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploa...uestions-5.png

Only the nymphomaniac prostitutes do.

Swordfish941 10-08-2010 12:58 AM
This was Robert Downey Jr. before he went to rehab:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_zq468oHJY

S&Wshooter 10-08-2010 01:02 AM
I attempted to eat an apple weighing at least 1 1/4 lbs. I only got about 75% of the way through

Zulu Two Six 10-08-2010 03:51 AM
I called the rape advice hotline earlier...
....turns out its only for victims!:p

BurtReynoldsMoustache 10-08-2010 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 20681)
I attempted to eat an apple weighing at least 1 1/4 lbs. I only got about 75% of the way through
Where do they grow apples that big?

Zulu Two Six 10-08-2010 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 20708)
Where do they grow apples that big?
as i said: everything is bigger in texas

Swordfish941 10-08-2010 09:35 AM
L. Brent Bozell lll hates these two songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7...QL&playnext=42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFX65dWmHDw

S&Wshooter 10-08-2010 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 20709)
as i said: everything is bigger in texas
It wasn't even the biggest apple in the bin! It was the biggest that wasn't bruised though

funkychinaman 10-08-2010 05:50 PM
This is not to encourage anything, but here's a list of remakes on the way. Some have names attached, some don't. Some I knew they were working on (Mad Max,) some I didn't (All Quiet on the Western Front.)

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/upcoming-movie-remakes/

Swordfish941 10-08-2010 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by funkychinaman (Post 20726)
This is not to encourage anything, but here's a list of remakes on the way. Some have names attached, some don't. Some I knew they were working on (Mad Max,) some I didn't (All Quiet on the Western Front.)

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/upcoming-movie-remakes/
I'll recast Commando, Westworld, and Romancing the Stone.

Swordfish941 10-08-2010 07:33 PM
Here's my Romancing the Stone recast:

Jack T. Colton - Elijah Wood

Joan Wilder - Natalie Portman

Ralph the Comical Swindler - Craig Ferguson

Colonel Zolo - Javier Bardem

Elaine Wilder - Rachel McAdams

Juan the Smuggler - Wilmer Valderrama

Swordfish941 10-09-2010 01:01 AM
I dig this groovy cat, man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5JOCfvTypE

Swordfish941 10-09-2010 02:01 AM
Why the hell are those douche bag Wall-street yuppies have three-martini lunches while we only have two-beer coffee breaks?

Swordfish941 10-09-2010 02:43 AM
Is Xanax a good solution for sexual frustration? According to Ben Affleck, it is.

Swordfish941 10-09-2010 05:12 AM
You know what would be weird? If Elijah Wood played a gigolo.

k9870 10-09-2010 11:55 AM
how bout some who'd you rathers.

Swordfish941 10-09-2010 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 20757)
how bout some who'd you rathers.
Alright, who would you rather have as your girlfriend, Megan Fox or Olivia Wilde?

Swordfish941 10-09-2010 02:31 PM
Daniel Day Lewis keeps drinking my milkshakes!

S&Wshooter 10-09-2010 10:41 PM
I bought a Kukri and an awesome pair of shades :cool:

Swordfish941 10-10-2010 01:52 PM
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3236/fruitcake.jpg

Fruitcakes are an abomination!

Markost 10-10-2010 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 20766)
I bought a Kukri and an awesome pair of shades :cool:
I saw one in a museum a years ago, taken from a Gurkha.

Swordfish941 10-10-2010 03:40 PM
They're building a Panda Express near my house! :D:D:D


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