Theres 200 in the friggin mcdonalds parking lot alone.

Buy full auto BB gun (NOT Airsoft); massacre seagulls

thats highly illegal

That'd against the Seagull Geneva Convention.

Canadians like seagulls so their protected to secure tourism.

Kanye West should be banned from all award show because he is a talentless asshole.

How to get a Nobel Prize and be loved by most everyone: drop a bomb on the Grammys, ridding the music world of all those bland, unimaginative asshole and leaving a vacuum that might just be filled by actual talented artists

Can't we just sacrifice Justin Bieber to a volcano?

I'm pissed because one of my Burn Notice discs broke.

I love burn notice, its like macgyver if macgyver manned the f*** up and picked up a f***in gun instead of inventing things to get over his hatred of them.