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S&Wshooter 02-13-2011 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 25711)
Let me guess: you're either constipated or you have the shits.

Nope. I'm perfectly fine. Quad meat is just way too much burger

k9870 02-13-2011 11:19 AM

Never go on epic meal time then.

Swordfish941 02-13-2011 08:46 PM

I got a stomach ache.

k9870 02-13-2011 10:00 PM

I hate seagulls.

Swordfish941 02-13-2011 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 25727)
I hate seagulls.

Because they're always crapping on your car and always laugh at you.

k9870 02-13-2011 10:16 PM

there the only bird that can crap in mid air, all others need to land first

S&Wshooter 02-13-2011 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 25729)
there the only bird that can crap in mid air, all others need to land first

Feed them alka seltzer

Swordfish941 02-13-2011 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 25730)
Feed them alka seltzer

Will they explode?

k9870 02-13-2011 10:57 PM

No, there insides expand, and seagulls cant burp, so the alka seltzer pops their stomach. Its torture and I wont do it. I just want seagu hunting legalized, so i can ethically kill these annoying birds.

BeardedHoplite 02-13-2011 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 25727)
I hate seagulls.

Play Grand theft Auto IV, theres 200 of them to kill.


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