It was, for about a month 2 years ago

You have a girlfriend?

&WshooterDebbie Does Dallas

Not even close

That's a Porn-o. Porn-o's don't count as movies.

&WshooterRed Dawn or Invasion USA

I haven't even seen Invasion USA yet

Is it Death Wish? Can we have hints?

It's not Death Wish. Hint: it has guns in it :p

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that it has a lot of Smith & Wesson guns, or at least a Smith & Wesson is the main gun. Is it Dirty Harry?

You'd be suprised. Nope

&WshooterIs it a Michael Mann movie?

It could be

That's not fair at all. Give me something to work with.

Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another striptease
Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
I've been hurtin' since I bought the gimmick
About somethin' called love
Yeah. something called love,
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course I had in the ear before
I have a lust for life
'cause of a lust for life

That stupid link didn't fucking work! It was a trailer for Ocean's 40.

Here's my version of the Ocean's 11 cast:

Elijah Wood - Danny Ocean

Seth Green - Rusty Ryan

Macaulay Culkin - Linus Caldwell

Martin Lawrence - Frank Cotton

Ed Asner - Rueben Tishkoff

Topher Grace - Virgil Malloy

Ashton Kutcher - Turk Malloy

Simon Pegg - Livingston Dell

Wilmer Valderrama - Basher Tarr

Jet Li - The Amazing Yen

George Carlin - Saul Bloom

Mila Kunis - Tess Ocean

Viggo Mortensen - Terry Benedict

Do Jurassic Park.

Memo to BurtReynoldsMustache: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, John Travolta, Danny Masterson, and Laura Prepon would like to have a word with you . . . in a dark alley.

You guys gave up?!? That's pretty weak

The Departed?

It's my favorite drama, but not my overall favorite

I give up. What it is?

I'll only tell when someone gets it or everyone else gives up too

Guess my favorite actress.

Obviously, Mila Kunis

Congratulations, you earned a virtual cookie! How did you know?

Pretty accurate description of how Scientology handles its critics.

You won't give us any fuckin' hints. What do you want us to do, guess every movie ever made?

Probably.:D

I talked about the movie last week

The Expendables! And how did you know that my favorite actress is Mila Kunis?

Nope. It's not a new movie. You talk nonstop about Mila Kunis, so it was painfully obvious

That's a shitty hint, I'm not going through your post history.

It's not like I have an extremely unhealthy obsession with her.

It doesn't do you any good to name your rubber sex doll "Kila Munis", we all know who you're really thinking about.

You sort of do

Shut the f*ck up! People who have sex dolls are the lowest form of life.

Good to know you think having sex with dolls is worse than having sex with children.