The air conditioning system in my house doesn't work.

Someone crushed the vent leading into my room

I´m building my room in the attic. Hell yeah.

My attic is so hot that it would be impossible to build a room up there and then stay in that room for more than 10 minutes without passing out

No, but that shovel could have dug the 6 foot grave he deserved to fill.

I posted a stupid random comment, just so you guys would wow over it...
you may begin now

And when he is done digging the hole, you hit him with the shovel. Shovels are the ultimate problem solver if you are fine with solving your problems by inflicting blunt force trauma and/or digging

what about the hammer?

You can use a hammer. For best results, it should look like this

http://medieval.stormthecastle.com/i...ages/warhammer

If you ever saw Mr. Brooks, you see it can also be used to nearly sever a head, since the sharp edge used for digging can chop a neck pretty deep with a full length swing. And it was done to Dane Cook, which was kind of funny.