Po-ta-to: Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

So you're a fellow Rings fan yourself?

I don't talk to people who aren't. Dislike of LotR is one of the most irrational ridiculous dislikes one can harbor.

Have you read the books or seen the movies?

Yes and yes. Have you?

I've read The Fellowship Of the Ring and got halfway through The Two Towers. I've seen all three movies. One word and letter to describe them: Fuckin'-A.

MT2008 killed POI with his almighty banhammer! Now we don't have to listen to him make small issues into something much larger

Good. Now back to us doing REAL conversations and not pissing contests on who's got the best comeback lines.

YES! So, how 'bout them [name of sports team]?

Lysol is perfect for dealing with odors and murdering the fuck out of the spider in my bathroom

Lysoform is better [/trollmode]

The fuck is Lysoform?

They really bombed at the playoffs against the [insert name of better team]. It's sad

The evil brother of Lysol.

Ok, enough of this sports nonsense

Here's my heist team if I ever wanted to rob Circus-Circus, Stratosphere, and MGM Grand all at once:

Me - Extractor

k9870 - Recon

S&Wshooter - Guy with Shovel

Mila Kunis - Recon (k9870's partner)

Russell Brand - Funny Man

Carlos the Jackal - Explosives Expert

Richard Pryor - Guy with Spade (S&Wshooter's partner)

Tom Hardy - Forger

Wilmer Valderrama - Driver

Danny Masterson - Guy who Rides Shotgun

George W. Bush - Scape Goat

*Tips Circus-Circus, Stratosphere, and MGM Grand off about the plan after not being put on the team*

What do you mean by that?

he's mad you didn't include him in this scheme

That would have been clearer.

Alright, you can be the Inside Man.

In this dream world can i be single :)

I'd kill Wilmer Valderama with the shovel

What do you have against him?

He gets on my nerves

I got the inspiration for this heist plan after watching Ocean's 11. I like to compare the film's characters to me and my friends:

Me - Danny Ocean

k9870 - Rusty Ryan

S&Wshooter - Linus Caldwell

I'm not a pickpocket

Elijah Wood is going to play Iggy Pop.

Comparison:

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Elijah Wood is going to play Iggy Pop.

Comparison:

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http://uploads.wikimedia.org/wikiped...avis_b&w_1.jpg

You can't end [img] with [/url]

I know you hate both Elijah Wood & Iggy Pop, but check out some of Iggy's early work with The Stooges.

Whoever can guess what my favorite movie is gets a prize

Bratz: the movie :D

I will kill you with an angle grinder

:O

Let´s try again... Leon?

Nope. NEXT!

The Wild Geese.

Let me rephrase my question : What is my favorite movie that is not The Wild Geese

Snatch. It has to be Snatch