There all important, cycling doesn matter if rounds arent connecting, shooting accurately doesn't matter if gun jams. People tout hi point reliability (which i personally have only seen when using fmjs, i see hollowpoints choke them) but disregard there a horrible shooter. Theres better guns for the money, and personally my life is worth more to me than 150 bucks.

Is it possible to get drunk off of beer battered fish and chips?

no, alcohol evaporates at most cooking temps

So why do jello shots still contain alcohol?

You put alcohol in after i think, and jello is made cold, not heated.

Budweiser features one of the coolest labels ever:

http://www.crestpacificbeach.com/pho...-budweiser.jpg

Bought a pair of cheap boots to hold me over until I find something better

Survey: What is your favorite Hostess snack cake?

twinkies, no shit. in a zombie apocalypse i would risk my entire well being to find one :p