Sounds like somebody wants to be Stewie Griffin.

Another person who likes Family Guy a bit too much! :eek: [/sarcasm]

I sort of want a SIG P230

Isn't that the PPK style? What made you decide to get something in a .380?

Seriously, I'm not a big fan of the show. But I remember that breast milk thing for some reason.

I love family guy. And American Dad.

Lately I've been a little more focused than normal on little guns and single action revolvers

But not The Cleveland Show? Racist.

Maybe it's because The Cleveland Show sucks

I hope your joking, and i can only watch so many spin offs.

I couldn't stand 5 minutes of Joey.

I liked Angel.

What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?

Just saw that rush limbaugh is voicing himself for a full episode of family guy, sees strange when the show has a definite liberal slant

Don't you mean "extreme liberal slant"?

More spammers:

http://forum.imfdb.org/member.php?u=1482

http://forum.imfdb.org/member.php?u=1460

Today has been a suspiciously good day. No hip pain (yet), no traffic, blowoff work in all my classes. Either everything is going to stay awesome or something very horrible is going to happen

My conversation with a New York cabbie:

Me: Jesus, man, can you change the station?

Cabbie: Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music, get your own fuckin' cab.

Me: I had a rough . . .

Cabbie: I'll pull over and kick your ass.

Me: C'mon, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

You´re adopted and your parents hate you (?).

Look at the bright side, you don't have to tip him.

And what's wrong with the Eagles?

The Big Lebowski was set in Los Angeles...

Nah, I too strongly resemble my father to have been adopted

I know, but New York cabbies are such jackasses.

Nobody in my Government class knows what the GOP is or the relevance of the Elephant symbol :mad:

Have you ever been to New York?

I think Rush Limbaugh was a part of that Yale thing. Y'know, did a lot of coke and was a closeted homosexual, that Yale thing.

Just SAW in COD black ops you can kill castros commie ass

Hurry! Now we can legally get cuban cigars!

The whole game is an alternate timeline so we can do tons of cool stuff.

For people who are too busy to watch the whole movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw

http://28.media.tumblr.com/u69Ix9iWT...qBzlo1_500.png

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...ONNYPOSTER.jpg

Everybody's hands go UP!!!!!!

Why does everybody in Minnesota speak in those fucking singsong voices? It's so annoying!

My conversation with Darth Vader:

Vader: Mila and the pug must never again leave Indiana.

Me: What? That wasn't part of the deal, nor was giving S&Wshooter to this bounty hunter.

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray i don't alter it any further.

Me: This deal is getting worse all the time.

Vader: Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.

Me: This wasn't a part of the deal.

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Me: This deal is getting worse all the time!

Vader: Here is a unicycle. You must ride it wherever you go.

Me: What?! I'm not riding no fucking unicycle!

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

Me: THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!

Vader: Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as "Merry".

Me: Ah, fuck you, man. I ain't doing it.

Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

Me: THIS DEAL . . . is very fair and I'm happy to be apart of it.

copying gets old

The richest one percent of this country owns half of our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're apart of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.

change words around or something, to make it funny

PersonOfInterest was banned because he was a Cylon.

I have a feeling that Darren Aronofsky is gonna remake Blue Velvet.

Drink Pabst, or Frank Booth will kill you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxGgCY9PKw