I just got a haircut. Makes me look like a leukemia patient.

I got a haircut too. I look like a oustanding young gentleman

Here's one of the most weirdly brilliant films that I need to see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1LmiDR8g0

I read in the newspaper that those damn Jonas Brothers are going to be in my area tomorrow. Well, now's a good time as ever to see how accurate my WInchester 88 is

Isn't one of them HIV positive or something along the lines of that?

Do you actually think I would know something like that?

Do you believe everything middle schoolers tell you?

That was just me making fun of the Jonas brothers, you wiseass.

I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

More dirt?