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Swordfish941 08-22-2010 03:47 PM

Here's my zombie fallout plan: turn my little brother's room into a bunker, fire a M60 machine gun at zombies while yelling "It's beautiful, man! Beautiful!" (a la Tom Cruise in Taps.

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 04:27 PM

The Westboro Baptist Church is coming to Indiana. I finally have chance to dress up as Tybalt from Romeo + Juliet and play this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBs-b7Rx6s

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 05:13 PM

Things that Swordfish941 Likes:

1.Tom Cruise movies

2. Twin Peaks

3. Cherry Pie and "a damn fine cup of coffee"

4. Mila Kunis

5. Dancing

6. Coke Zero

7. Frank Sinatra's music

8. Steely Dan

9. Kittens

10. Spring and Fall.

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17591)



5. Dancing



one of the few forms of manly dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpYWpN0VXU

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 17454)
When I was in the hospital a few years ago they had a brand of cola that I'd never heard of and haven't seen in stores since. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best cola I've ever had and it had a fairy on the can. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

Cola with a picture of a fairy on it? Fuck that shit! Coca Cola Zero!

Note: This post is in memory of the late Dennis Hopper: 1936 - 2010.

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17593)
Cola with a picture of a fairy on it? Fuck that shit! Coca Cola Zero!

Note: This post is in memory of the late Dennis Hopper: 1936 - 2010.

Diet Soda is probably ruined batches of normal Cola.

"who the fuck forgot to put the sugar into the vat?"

Markost 08-22-2010 06:21 PM

I hate Coca Cola Zero.
Btw, I just realized that a banned Xbox 360 commercial was filmed near home.

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 06:26 PM

I sometimes feel like Charlie Babbitt.

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17596)
I sometimes feel like Charlie Babbitt.

And who is Charlie Babbit?

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17597)
And who is Charlie Babbit?

He's Tom Cruise's character in Rain Man who's the older brother to Dustin Hoffman's character, who is autistic (and I have an autistic older brother).

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17598)
He's Tom Cruise's character in Rain Man who's the older brother to Dustin Hoffman's character, who is autistic (and I have an autistic older brother).

Is he handicapable-super computer autistic or just normal autistic?

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 06:39 PM

50 pages! I thought this thread would have died already

BurtReynoldsMoustache 08-22-2010 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17591)
6. Coke Zero

Are you a woman?

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17599)
Is he handicapable-super computer autistic or just normal autistic?

He's the normal autistic, and no he can't count cards.

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 17601)
Are you a woman?

I'm dude who has weight problems, why do you have to be so frickin' nosy?

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17603)
I'm dude who has weight problems, why do you have to be so frickin' nosy?

Coke Zero is going to give some sort of cancer. Try eating a Paleo-esque diet like I'm about to start

Markost 08-22-2010 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17604)
Coke Zero is going to give some sort of cancer. Try eating a Paleo-esque diet like I'm about to start

CZero is worst than normal Coke.

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Markost (Post 17605)
CZero is worst than normal Coke.

That's why you should drink RC Cola

Markost 08-22-2010 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17607)
That's why you should drink RC Cola

No thanks, I love water.

Zulu Two Six 08-22-2010 07:27 PM

everybody should post a picture of themselves...i think i will do so in a little while

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 17609)
everybody should post a picture of themselves...i think i will do so in a little while

M'kay.

http://www.csulb.edu/~karenk/20thcwe...geF.00001.jpeg

Here is a pic of me I took in the dark with no flash

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 07:34 PM

this thread has 500 posts!

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 07:39 PM

I am not looking forward to tomorrow

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 07:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d78UW1FPvWY

k9870 08-22-2010 09:04 PM

drinkn rc now, the south is awesome

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17612)
I am not looking forward to tomorrow

I've already started school, and I ain't complaining.

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 17620)
drinkn rc now, the south is awesome

And you are in one of the crappier southern states.

Swordfish941 08-22-2010 11:08 PM

David Koresh is a fucking idiot.

Markost 08-22-2010 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17632)
David Koresh was a fucking idiot.

Fixed.

I´m eating a mandarin.

S&Wshooter 08-22-2010 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17632)
David Koresh is a fucking idiot.

I think everyone can agree with that

BurtReynoldsMoustache 08-22-2010 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17632)
David Koresh is a fucking idiot.

Stupid and delusional are not the same thing.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17603)
I'm dude who has weight problems, why do you have to be so frickin' nosy?

If you really cared about your health you'd give up soda and all other soft drinks all together.

Swordfish941 08-23-2010 11:05 AM

Up against the wallpaper, motherf*ckers!

S&Wshooter 08-23-2010 06:28 PM

Woohoo! I get out of school 45 minutes before everyone else! Yay for 7th period release time!

Swordfish941 08-23-2010 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 17668)
Woohoo! I get out of school 45 minutes before everyone else! Yay for 7th period release time!

Same here. I had an early release day.

S&Wshooter 08-23-2010 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17669)
Same here. I had an early release day.

I get out early EVERY DAY

Swordfish941 08-23-2010 07:08 PM

Here's my cast of The Three Musketeers:

Macaulay Culkin - D'Artagnan

Liam Neeson - Athos

Ewan McGregor - Porthos

Viggo Mortensen - Aramis

Alan Rickman - Cardinal Richelieu

S&Wshooter 08-24-2010 01:36 AM

For some reason I feel like getting one of those Uberti cartridge conversion guns

Swordfish941 08-24-2010 02:16 AM

Who would you hire as your lawyer: Denny Crane from Boston Legal or Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons?

Markost 08-24-2010 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17711)
Who would you hire as your lawyer: Denny Crane from Boston Legal or Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons?

Lionel Hutz. At least I can pay him with a bird cage.

S&Wshooter 08-24-2010 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 17711)
Who would you hire as your lawyer: Denny Crane from Boston Legal or Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons?

Denny. If you lose, he might flip out and shoot somebody


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