So why choose Louisiana?

Alot of their dumbfucks came to Texas after Katrina, so we might as well give them some in return

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!

Which is worst: the Church of Scientology or the Westboro Baptist Church?

Westboro. At least the Scientologists aren't too in-your-face about their religion

I bet Fred Phelps is secretly gay. Infact, he's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia!

NO, he's up the lions ass, westboro can die in a hole for all i care, i don't understand how they can live with their poor miserable selfs, and don't want to know how. they are so fucked up its not even funny

It's more likely he's got his head stuck in Mr. and Mrs. Beaver's dam.

In Soviet Russia:
Funeral pickets Fred Phelps.

coin flips Harvey Dent.

TV watches you

Why should we surrender to a chick in a shirt so tight that we can see the outline of her nipples?