I've suddenly developed an overwhelming sense of despair

This pic has been circling the WWW for a long time, but has anyone ever noticed the fact that it's photoshopped?

http://www.mycity-military.com/imgs/...ticoolAR15.jpg

No its not... Its sitting in my closet... :p

http://www.clubpenguininsiders.com/f...4_387_6790.png

No fooling me this time!

So........it's unseasonably hot here. Which leads to leaving the door open. Which leads to flies.

Which soon led to me using "The Help", the actual book(my Mom gave it to the GF for Valentines Day) as my weapon as I kill flies.

Got two kills last night. Finally made ace. Had to refrain from shouting out "DOUBLE KILL!" or stenciling on the back of the book.

Weatherman announced a cold front, then the temp jumped 20 degrees :mad:

Damn Gulf Coast. Why can't we have one season down here where it isn't hot? Just one, that's all I ask

Hey, I broke 4,000 posts. Neat

Yeah, or if the weather changed, it would stay that way.


Hell, I scheduled a tee-time for me and the GF's dad and made plans to go to the beach with the GF, but doesn't look like that's going to happen.

Speaking of golf/the GF's dad;

We were coming back from golf(different outing than the Derringer trip)and he proceeded to show me his S&W Bodyguard, at which point he and I began to discuss the merits of his piece versuses mine. (Glock 21)

I can't believe I have as many as I do. It seems like just yesterday I joined IMFDB not knowing the difference between an AK and a Type 56.

.....and then the coldfront rolls in two days late, dropping the temp 10 degrees. It's still warmer than it was before the front was predicted. Damn meteorologists

My Mom's now sad because Matt Bomer came out of the closet.

Sons of Guns would be proud.

http://www.bambammodelproductions.co...7-hr-Small.jpg

This is absolutely hilarious!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g

Anyone else want one?!

http://www.vidaddict.com/lamps-that-...t-to-turn-off/

Yes. Yes. YES. YES. YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Changed my HD setup.


I realized that my night-stand drawer is big enough to fit my 6906, and that I have exactly one magazine's worth of Winchester HP's for it

cz under bed

I got the 4506 in the top of the closet, too, but it's better that I have something I can get to in only a second or two

I'd like to have a setup like Thomas Jane had in The Punisher, where you just hit the desk with your fist and a secret drawer containing my gun pops out.

That would be pimp.

Until it jams and your attacker kills you. Or, alternately, it opens at the wrong moment by itself and your attacker kills you with your own gun



Did I mention I am not an optimist? :p

Or your attacker just happens to be a 7 foot tall Russian hitman with a barbell. :p

Edit: Apparently my dissatisfaction with what Resident Evil has become today is based on me being "bad at aiming", despite the fact that my game collection is chock full of games like SOCOM, Rainbow Six, Ghost Recon, Splinter Cell, and Metal Gear, all of which I was pretty damn good at and pre-date the release of RE4. :rolleyes:

I don't see how this is related to out discussion. Seeing as this is the Randomness thread, I applaud your decision to blurt out comments pertaining to video games while we are talking about something almost completely unrelated

Thank you very much. :)

That's why you gotta have a back-up spring gun drawer. And, uh, sleep in a kevlar vest.
You're boned if the Russian comes, though. Unless you wanna keep some fat boiling next to your bed.

Battlefield 3, in a single image

http://www.the-games-blog.com/wp-con...ndingflash.jpg

Any recent DICE game in a single image.

Im surprised no mass effect copies have been accidentally sold or anything like cod was.

Seriously. Playing Battlefield 3 is like staring at the tip of a currently-in-use welding torch sometimes

I'm merely making this post in the hope that it will be the first post on the 500th page of this thread.

Edit: Dammit! :mad:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Early1920s.jpg

Frank Hamer: Once took a 1911 from the man who had just shot him twice, then beat his head in with said .45, then shot that guy's buddy with a .44 Special S&W

Edit: Suck it, Spartan!

Arg, dammit! :mad:

http://d.awesomemyspacecomments.com/5/4f023b110325d.jpg

Go on, git! I ain't never wanna see you 'round these here parts 'gin, yeh hear!

This is that thar S&Wshooter's territory now, by God

I reckon I'mah gonna post in the same kinda accent as them thar folk from the deep parts o' them woods up o'er yonder in Zavalla from here on out seein' as it's so damned fun

The one thing I want the most for my birthday is this:

http://fourcoloursandthetruth.files..../11/giffen.jpg

What I want most for my birthday is her.

http://the-big-bang-theory.com/image...d73465877f.jpg

If'n I were t' put any thought inta it, I figger I'd have t' say that I want a mess o' them deals which hold the shells for my soon-to-arrive AK74 fer my birthday

Gah, I got knocked off the net by a trojan and it's taken me about a month to get back online but I still need a couple software upgrades to get back to where i was 'cause right now It's like websurfing with a Turtle for a modem.

After watching Watchmen, I've decided to lose my virginity to this song (when I find the right girl):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQG7d...eature=related

First: I'm done posting in this thread using backwoods-hick-speak

Second: You owe me 7 minutes, which I will spend (if given the chance) taking pot-shots at you with a BB gun