"...Now, I trust you two are getting married soon..."

You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.

Valid point.

Still, that article gives off the impression that Americans will form a disorderly mob for the stupidest reasons and that you're bound to get trampled to death or otherwise physically assaulted just by walking down to the nearest convenience store for a candy bar.

*cough* 10chars

Yes, that would be what I was referring to.

A certain portion of Americans will do that, but they are known as "dumbasses"

Is borked.

I just made my whole family be perfectly silent for a full 4 minutes so I could listen to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons' "Rag Doll".

A minute ago I made a bunch of miniature key-lime pies

XMAS kicks ass

So many books...

I got scarecrow and the army of thives, classic reilly. Although a operator in it killed 3 polar bears with a ruger lcp lol and one paratrooper has a KORD machine gun converted for handheld use

I got Thor and Battle: Los Angeles on blu-ray.

Battle: Los Angeles: A sure sign that the gift giver is hinting that they don't think highly of you

I love Battle: Los Angeles. Besides, I picked it out myself anyway. I dislike when people try to surprise me.

I got Half Life 2, Halo: Anniversary, Homefront, and Battlefield 3.

I'm going to wear steel-toed boots all day so I can get used to them because the job starts back up tomorrow

How can you not like that move? It was awesome.

I found out that Fry's Electronics does not carry The Four Seasons/Franki Valli albums, which really pissed me off.

They'll stock albums from obscure-as-hell rock and/or rap artists, but they won't stock Franki Valli OR Judas Priest? Bastards

I almost fell off a 15 foot ladder today. I clamped down so hard on the rungs with my forearms that they are bruised, and I definitely do not bruise easily.

I also had to duct-tape the legs of my FRC's to my jeans (to keep them from dragging on the ground) and then immediately dropped one of my work gloves down my FRC leg

workin 8 or 9 hours new years eve should be sweet money

I'm going to try to read Dead Six for a while before I go to sleep. Every time I get into it, someone interrupts me

When I see Harry Potter fans and Twilight fans argue on which is better, I can't help but laugh. Everyone knows that Lord of the Rings is better than both of them combined. :P

The soles of my (borrowed) steel-toed boots are falling apart because my father walked through detergent in them on a previous job

We ordered another pair, so it's all good

heard its good, how you liking it?

The Death Wish series is better than all THREE of them

Some homeless douche flipped on a manager since we asked for phone number (thats how we keep track of orders.)

He smelled like booze and suddenly got extremely angry for no reason, told us we were under indictment and threatened to have his employer send lawyers down to sue us. It was funny as hes homeless and unemployed.

Good so far

Went to the bars for the second time since my bday for my friends 21st, it was awesome, forget how much fun it is..

I found out how fast I can take off a Nomex jumpsuit today because I ate a bad piece of fish for lunch

Blue Bell's Banana Pudding ice cream is fucking awesome.

Help me decide which of these to buy

http://www.medievalcollectibles.com/...eax-knife.aspx

http://www.knifecenter.com/item/CA28...-inch-polished

I kind of want a big-ass knife, and I'm actually making enough money now to buy a decent one, but I can't decide which one I want.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...69691329_n.jpg

These "arrow to the knee" jokes have been used so much that they're not even funny anymore.

I feel absolutely horrible. I think I have the flu

Id get the bowie knife, it screams badass.

I'd spend good money and get a Ka-Bar.

Despite the fact that it was issued to my flyboy Jarhead cousin, I carried his Ka-Bar with great pride in the big sandbox and was rewarded with very faithful service from it.