People would just think you were a skinhead. Have fun getting your ass beat by black dudes until your hair grows back

At least it's better than being lynched for having a Justin Bieber hairdo (my little brother has one now, and I'm ashamed to be seen in public with him).

I have learned an important lesson today: don't let your mates tie you to the railway track.

Another important lesson: Eat your damn vegetables

(In Scottish accent) How can you have pudding if you don't eat your vegtables?

Fuck pudding! Eat spinach instead

You haven't listen to Pink Floyd, haven't you?

Nope. I don't care for them

What about Black Sabbath?

you say Soulja Boy- I say Moby

you say Rihanna - I say Iggy Pop

you say hip-hop - I say The Doors

you say Emenem - I say David Bowie

you say Hanna Montana - I scream Punk Rock

You say Justin Bieber - I rip your fucking head off