[insert poor white trash joke here]

Being a redneck and being white trash are two very different things

So true, hipsters here in LA are starting to panhandle. Get a job goddammit.

I had one, goddammit, but the damn ratings company let me go when they figured out I only watched TV for about 2 hrs a week

Must have been all that reading you were doing. How ironic.

It's really because every time I start watching a show, it gets cancelled or shelved indefinately

&WshooterThat sounds like the kind of information they'd want. Did you tell them that?

I didn't tell them shit. I wore a little beeper thing that logged what shows I was watching

I'm on my third Drumstick. Yummy-yum-yum!:D:D:D:D

Where did you get a three legged chicken?

Es ist die Apfelzeit!

School starts on monday :(

Sorry but HAHAHAHA!

Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you because I was in the other room surrounded by my SEMI AUTOMATIC FIREARMS!

I think he's too busy being surrounded by fine Brazilian ass to respond.

He's in Argentina, not Brazil

Mazryonh asked him what life was like living in the favelas of Rio De Janeiro and I chastised him for assuming all Brazilians live in poverty. He didn't even get the right country so I guess that makes him double dumb.

Lalalala, I can´t hear you, this is not England, we can buy semiautos :D (except detachable magazine rifles bigger than .22 :()

What's that? I was too busy admiring my AR


http://www.vinniesguns.com/images/st...el-2t_3uua.gif

Damn. I must admit it:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/036/34...heinternet.jpg

Booyah!

To celebrate, I present you with a funny video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

Oh lawd O_O.

Well, it´s bedtime, 1:30 am and my leather boots are killing me. See ya.

Only 1:30?

Yep, but yesterday I had a party and didn´t sleep, now I feel like a zombie.

I always stay up until 3

Speaking of which...

What's your zombie plan?

Sit on my roof, drink RC, and pop zombies in the head with a .22 for a few days and then head down to a national guard armory after all the commotion dies down

Any public place is a bad idea to go to for shelter, like Churches, schools, police, fire department, town hall. Any public places that you might want to go...thousands of others would already have thought as safe

I'm thinking "wait until everyone is dead; raid armory"

Raid what's left

Or I could just kill people and take their shit

What about making your own bunker? My house is made of bricks and we have bars in all the windows and entrances.

The walls yeah, but for windows and doors, they never last at all when endless amounts of the undead pile on top of them and eventually, the pressure of all that mass alone will eventually break a door or window, bars or not.

Most of the houses in my town look like this, look at the front:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kQ6I1hCE_E...0/100_3783.jpg

My idea is more feasible

This is a terrible idea, you need other humans to repopulate the earth.

On the other hand, other people are dicks

Better to be a dick than a pussy. ;)

You can't be picky about who you breed with during a mass extinction event.