What do I do? Reset my password to switch the original out for something way too complicated to be cracked and then I cant login because the site cant find my profile.


lol.

I'm going to be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, 3 piece suite, d.i.y., game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead to the day you die.

What's up with all the Trainspotting?

swordfish is obssesed with some things.
for instance:
mila kunis
mila kunis's tits
natalie portman
natalie portman's tits
mila kunis and natalie portman lesbo scene
hoping to see mila kunis and natalie portman naked in black swan
black swan
that 70's show
trainspotting
recasting movies
naming movies no one cares about
naming directors no one cares about
redundancy
danny boyle
...etc, the list goes on and on

I want that movie for Christmas.

As of now, that word suites you.

Soon I shall eat my favorite dessert-peach cobbler- and then just chill out. Maybe I'll watch Extreme Prejudice

Ewan McGregor made the Star Wars prequels watchable.

lol, we're throwing a surprise party for my dad
and like always my dad wants to fuck the schedule up by doing what HE wants to do.
he could ruin the whole thing....grrrrr

People: Suprise!
Dad: What the hell! *BLAM* *BLAM*
People: Oh shit, you shot [relative and/or friend]!
Dad: Oh shit!

I'm going to shave my head in honor of leukemia victims (and also to look like Renton from Trainspotting).