I've eaten nothing but meat all day. Jerky for breakfast, BBQ for lunch, and meat covered pizza for dinner. Tomorrow I think I'll eat a bunch of vegetables

I didn't eat breakfast *never do* and then i skipped lunch b/c i was busy
then came home and ate pizza with the family. its been a good day

I had Steak 'N' Shake for lunch and steak for dinner.

I ate deep fried pig intestines tonight.

mmm....lovely

I heard that Marlon Wayans is playing Richard Pryor in a biopic.

What's your favorite Christmas special? Mine's It's a Goddamn Jeff Bridges Christmas.

Dinner for One

Hilarious.

The only people that like Jimmy Buffet are frat boys and alcoholic chucks from the south. :D:D:D

And middle aged recreational fishers