How about something like: get a job, don't die homeless

Epic Win :):

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Here are a list of shows that L. Brent Bozell says that are acceptable for family viewing:

* George Lopez

* 7th Heaven

* Touched By An Angel

* Home Improvement

* Family Matters

* Sabrina the Teenage Witch

* Boy Meets World

* Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

* American Idol

* Dancing with the Stars

* NBC Sunday Night Football

* Deal or No Deal

And here are the shoes he considers unacceptable:

* American Dad

* CSI

* House

* Two and A Half Men

* Ally McBeal

* Dawson's Creek

* Happy Tree Friends

* Grey's Anatomy

* The Drew Carey Show

* Family Guy

* Friends

* The O.C.

* Spin City

* That 70's Show

* Will & Grace

^ list of horrible TV shows

I dunno, I do like "Family Matters"

that's better

Carmanland: The Crappiest Place on Earth:

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1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.

Do you know what's weird? In 1973, Gary Glitter released a song called "Do You Want To Touch Me?". Later in 1997, he was arrested for possession of child pornography and again in 2005 for sexually molesting two underage girls.