I'm giving my High Standard to my dad in exchange for a S&W 22A!

What are you smoking and who can I buy it from?

I believe he is on some sort of acid or LSD

That's a part of Allen Ginsberg's poem Howl.

You read poetry?

Yes I do. Don't you?

I just found out there is a book called Naked Lunch, but it doesn't have anything to do with nudity or lunch.

That guy did alot of drugs.


So did William S. Burroughs.

Nope. If I did, I'd only read poetry written by Vikings

I watch this every day just because it's funny as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

Anybody ever read the short story The Most Dangerous Game? Look it up, it can be read online. It's my favorite short story. A big game hunter falls of his yacht and washes up on an island owned by another hunter who hunts people. Decent gun writing, I liked it.

Yes. I would have preferred it to be an entire novel.

I've tried twice to make it into a screenplay but it's not easy to adapt. I added a few things to the beginning to make it more interesting in the start, but it's a challenge. The ending is also not really a good movie ending, so I thought up a few different ones to play with. It's contreversial to change a classic stories ending, so I was trying to see what would work without ruining it.

I, suprisingly, had to read it in school

Surprising because they're not big on reading in Texas?

No, because it had something to do with violence. FYI, I used to live up North and I've seen more people reading here than I did up there

This is S&Wshooter's shitty hate cat:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Nude_Gent.jpg

This is more like it: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...at_yawning.jpg

Hate cat won't stop watching me!

Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!

Did you ever notice that when Sean Connery played James Bond, he had a a bunch of chest hair.

I wish I had a clone that was 1/8 my of size.

If you had a clone 1/8 your size, I'd find him and punt him

And I shall call my clone . . . Mini-Me!

That's very unoriginal

Then I shall call him Mini-Swordfish941. To get funding for this clone, I need to raise a trillion, but why raise a trillion when I can raise . . . . . . a billion!

You watch too much Austin Powers. Recommended treatment: go watch the Wild Geese. Twice

David Spade is not the same without Chris Farley.

How is Chris Farley dead but Artey Lange is still walking the earth?

It's probably because God made a mistake.

"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

Why can't God do the world a favor and kill Rob Schneider?

Chris Farley was way fatter and did speedballs and was surrounded by fans who enabled his behavior. Artie Lange isn't nearly as fat, only does cocaine, and has no fans so it's a bit harder for him to obtain drugs.

My Alias:

Keyser Soze

Sal Paradise

Carlo Marx

Rollo Greb

William Lee

Dr. Benway

Things S&Wshooter enjoys

1. RC Cola
2. Smith and Wesson firearms
3. My little cat. FUN FACT: I actually call the little cat, "little cat" instead of her name
4. Power Metal
5. Fall and Winter
6. Action movies that have both gratuitous violence and a solid plot
7. Dark colors
8. Reading
9. Making people RAGE QUIT on Far Cry 2 online
10. Swedish Fish

&WshooterWhy?

Because RC Cola is fucking awesome

When I was in the hospital a few years ago they had a brand of cola that I'd never heard of and haven't seen in stores since. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best cola I've ever had and it had a fairy on the can. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

[insert gay joke here]