I once ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti.
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Here's the ultimate scam:
1. Find the worst screenplay ever written 2. Hire the worst director in town (Michael Bay) 3. Raise $2 million (Two?) Yes, one for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there. 4. Hire the worst actors in Hollywood (e.g. Megan Fox, Ashton Kutcher) and show the film at Cannes And before you can step 5 . . . We close at Cannes, take our $2 million and head to Rio! |
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1. Olivia Munn 2. Lucia Dvorska 3. Daniella Sarahyba 4. Jennifer Love Hewitt 5. My neighbor's friend |
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twin day *which is now christmas day (wtf?) nascar day and other gay days that i don't want to think about im studying for latin dammit! |
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This is the hardest deceison I had to make in my Life!:
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Seriously guys, help me decide before my head explodes!
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It seems that I work through lunch every day.
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Why hasn't Chris Hansen been arrested for impersonating a police officer?
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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis walk into a bar. The bar explodes since it can't handle that much hotness.
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http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/im...g-86927221.jpg http://www.tvpredictions.com/hotportman444.jpg |
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YA RLY. Natalie Portman is really hot, but Mila Kunis isn't my thing |
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Here's my final recast - Breakfast At Tiffany's (featuring the character's from Truman Capote's book):
Holly Golightly - Mila Kunis Fred - Cillian Murphy Joe Bell - Phillip Seymour Hoffman |
Driving to school makes me like my peers alot less
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Just found out they are hiring at Best Buy and I know the manager. Awesome
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i hate when you get your licence and everyone tries to bum rides, its even more pathetic when there like 20 and dont drive.
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What ever happen to Macaulay Culkin? Didn't he overdose outside the Viper Room? Wait, that was River Phoenix.
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