How would you unintentionally join a Russian group?

Me and my brother were checking out the Russian camps (they had a DShK!) and we began talking to the guy who organizes the stuff about what the starting costs for getting in the reenacting business were

So he tells us that Russian stuff is the cheapest and he'll put us on some mailing list for the group (I believe it was called the 95th Guards Rifles, or something) AND a whole bunch of shit about their rules and policies. I will probably actually sign up with them, since I really would love to get into the reenactments.

Shit! I can't find my pocket knife. If I don't find it, I'm either going to have to carry around a tiny Case mini-Sodbuster that takes forever to open, or a pocket knife of unknown quality (It's supposedly Japanese and quite sharp, but it seems sort of like a cheapie) my brother bought at a garage sale

I carry a benchmade 915 triage so losing that would suck lol

I carry around a Spyderco Paramilitary 2, which is the most nicest expensive knife I have ever owned


I found it, my cat had smacked it off of my windowsill and it fell between the wall and my bed

I have like an hour to blow

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow, which seriously cuts down on my homework time

Take mag out of pouch--> put mag in pants pocket--> put kitten in mag pouch--> subdue enemies with the power of adorableness

You shouldn't give your cat knives to play with. If it figures that out, it could figure out how to use a can opener and if cats figure out how to open cans they won't need us anymore. :eek:

If I can teach a cat how to use a knife, it will bring me one step closer to my goal of teaching a cat how to use a pistol

I always thought it would be cool to teach an octopus how to shoot a speargun, but I'd never be able to because metal is harmful to them

Why are you replying to yourself?

I was expanding on my previous thought. If I were to have just edited my post, ya'll may not have noticed

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...7k5jo1_500.jpg

This picture is fucking epic.

Hes boosting his post count of course. Hes only 66 behind me.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE..... top poster

I wonder who is top poster.

I think it's you, but I could be wrong

Buddhists are masters in the art of trolling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BQcF...eature=related

Sweet, i'll probably wake up and see you started a thread you replied to 100 times to beat me though.

That would be sad

You have more posts per day, i joined way earlier and your close to my post count.

I have spent way too much money today

Im slinging pies to make some tonight.

There are exactly zero job opportunities for me right no other than to work at Krogers doing stupid shit, making $75-90 a week

I need to start bringing my Zune with me to the university

Used to be that way here, guess if you drive delivery driving is availible most places as they roate through help a lot.

I was going to apply for a position at my town's gunshop, but that was before I got my class schedule

Well, it's time to go to that class I'm being forced to take for no reason other than that I haven't declared my major

Declare a major, most colleges force you to take bs even then, might as well limit the bs intake.

I'm trying to get into Business, but I have to meet a few requirements first

Business is a safe one to get into...more career driven and the teachers talk more in facts then in opinions

Yup. I'm not going to be stupid and waste my time on a liberal arts degree (If I wanted to waste a couple thousands dollars, I'd buy a damn machine gun and shoot it regularly) or some other stupid shit

I know a ton of people who went liberal arts "as a stepping stone to a bigger major, as a way to transfer, since the classes are needed for other dgrees, while they decide what they want to do."

Most never move onto anything else, most just finish or drop out then work making burgers or something. I say get a good major or a trade, many people bash trades but people in trade programss are often successful.

I got my border patrol entry exam a week from friday, hope i do good and i get to visit buffalo.

Guys which director do you think is better: Zack Snyder or Michael Bay? I'd personally take slow motion shots over Baysplosions.

300 and Watchmen were shit, but I liked Dawn of the Dead and Sucker Punch seemed not-too shitty.

Can't say I've seen a Michael Bay movie I liked

The rock? ..

Watching the season premier Idris Elba's show on BBC. It looks interesting