"So when the snooty cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.

"Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did..."

"A nice, big c*ck..."

"Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work."

This is an excuse to post my 300th post. It's about nothing. See there's the 300 in the upper right hand corner. Well at least for awhile.

Congratulations for your 300th post and posting in the Randomness thread!

Thank you. Oh but this is my 302 post! Ahhh perfection is but a fleeting state in this world that we live in. Ohhh the agony of it all.Ah well back to the flesh pots.

Here's my Oscar picks for this year:

Best Picture - The Social Network

Best Director - Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan

Best Actor - James Franco - 127 Hours

Best Actress - Natalie Portman - Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor - Christian Bale - The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress - Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech

This is why hipsters can't score (and never will):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Here's my recast of Moulin Rouge!:

Elijah Wood - Christian

Zooey Deschanel - Satine

Vincent Cassel - Duke of Monroth

David Bowie - Harold Zidler

Liev Schreiber - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Monica Bellucci - The Green Fairy

Scarlett Johansson - Nini Legs-in-the-air

Miranda Kerr - La Petite Princesse

i-Gun for the iPhone contains a pocket Desert Eagle (in gold):
http://goo.pixfarm.net/mac/1116/1115067/img_1_th.jpg
strange idea...

This basically describes S&Wshooter's relationship with his shitty hate cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEEXi...ev-rn-1r-45-HM

This is more like it, actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBNB...eature=related