oh he'll suprise you at how douchey he can be
then you will think lower of him

He says stupid crap about [insert topic here.]

Scientoligists, well, thats a joke waiting to happen if their mentioned.

You make a thread like "heres my new rifle'' and he shows up saying you should duck tape a banana bayonet on it or some crap.

I just had a thought: If all the forum regulars were to throw a party or something together, it would not end well at all

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

When I become a rich guy im inviting you all to my mansion/private range

I am Jack's medula oblongata.

I will proceed to spike the punch....with hallucinogens

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

I am Jack's broken heart.

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

I am Jack's wasted life

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

I am Jack's cold sweat.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

I love that movie