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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunmaster45 (Post 22551)

That is what we call a "win". Does he buy his viagra in bulk?..

Is he rich? If so she may just be riding it out (or him out depending on how you look at it ;)) for some dough.

She's in a wheelchair and he's broke

She's way too nice to be a golddigger anyways and my grandfather is way too smart to fall for

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 22553)

you are smoking some crazy shit

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 22555)

how much rip fuel have you ingested?

This was for sale right next to the High Standard when I bought it. I really regret not getting it instead

http://www.impactguns.com/store/8557560011356.html

This guy seriously needs to CALM THE FUCK DOWN!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK6Nb...eature=channel

I would never kill somebody, not unless they pissed me off.