It would be interesting to have Frodo as a destructive alcoholic and Jackie as a prostitute. It's not boring, but it may be a little bit depressing. This movie made Nicholas Cage's career.

My school's filter doesn't block IMFDB. Awesome

same here

another great pick up line:
want to go to McDonalds and fuck? :mad: what? you don't like McDonalds?

Do your schoolwork

It was a gift to my father from a guy we used to go hunt with. He gave us a Redhawk too, for some reason

We used to play Cs 1.6 LAN in our school.

Halo is pretty popular here

When I went shooting today, it somehow went from very nice outside to 90% humidity at 96 degrees the second I unloaded the truck. After shooting my Mosin and AR, I found that I had grabbed 3 1/2'' Magnum shotshells instead of 2 3/4''. I then found out that 5 lb Beretta shotgun + 3 1/2'' magnum = slightly worse recoil than a Mosin. After that I went to go shoot pistols and when I got out the P22, I noticed the sights were WAY off. When I asked my dad why, he said they were adjusted for my brother, who apparentl is so bad of a shot that you actually have to fuck up a gun's sights for him to shoot straight.

So I put the P22 away, pull out the Ruger Single Six and find that you can't even load it, it's so dirty (I guess my grandfather never cleaned it...). I shoot two cylinders through my 686 and find that I am so tired and dehydrated that I can barely shoot straight, although it wouldn't matter because my eyes were full of sweat so I couldn't see anyways

Why haven't they made a faithful adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's Less Than Zero?

Because no one knows what that is

If I click the link and find out that the book sucks, I'm going to buy a copy, get on a plane to Indiana, find you and then throw the book at you

Alright, time to go buy a plane ticket..

Time for to move out of Indiana.

Just looked at your userpage. I know your name, cracka

PWNED BITCH!
swordfish, good job, nice find

It is the most epic burn on the show. Jackie may be spoiled, but at least she's not a slut like Laurie.

I'm the guy shown in the "Nihilistic", "Satirical", and "Cynical" title cards, Lindsay Lohan is in the "Wasted" and "Horny" title cards, Joe Francis is in the "Twisted" title card, and those lips in the "Sexual" title card are Mila Kunis's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1LmiDR8g0

My new favorite thing in the world:

Old trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Llaz...eature=related


New trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbl78cj5vM

I like to dissect girls. Did you know that i'm utterly insane?

What are you quoting now?

I need to see that movie

One of the best dance scenes in the history of dance scenes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZAiOHn2xVo

A montage of Kelso getting Pwned:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xULso-e0Yog

My fridge is full of fresh strawberries. Hell yeah.

I see your strawberries and raise you 10 honeycrisp apples

I´ve never taste the honeycrisp, the most common here are the red delicious and the granny smith.

Garbage compared to honeycrisp

Shooter takes his fruit seriously.

Fruit is serious business.

Business is serious fruit.

C-c-combo Breaker!

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9310/111112.jpg

Let´s start!:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7600/1111123.jpg

tommorrow is homecoming week so we have different theme days
monday is 70's day so im dressing up as a soldier from vietnam
it looks exactly like it....ballin'

List five women you consider beautiful:

1. Olivia Wilde

2. Mila Kunis

3. Zoe Saldana

4. Michelle Rodriguez

5. Liv Tyler

Zulu lookin' mighty dapper in his black pajamas and paddy hat.