OK, here it is:

It's a Kerr. And from the grips, it's one the Spanish-made copies they issued their Navy. I think Orbea made them.

Well done, Orbea Mod 1973. Your turn.

Here's an ugly one if ever there was.

DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE!
...says the coolest person on the forum......ahem.....:D

can we get a hint?
caliber?
country?
used in a sentence?
name of gun?
all of the above?

Ewww....
That is pretty weird.

It was made in .25ACP, .32ACP, .380 Auto, 9mm Bergmann and .45ACP, and was made in Spain.

"JO-LO-AR" Military Pistol (.380)

That one's actually a 9mm, but yes, it's a Jo.Lo.Ar.

Guess this (too easy)