The BA K-47

[Excalibur]

I like to introduce to you all, an AK-47 made entirely out of bacon.

http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html

[Gunmaster45]

Who thinks this shit up?

A gun that kills you by clogging your arteries.... Inventive.

[Excalibur]

That's how you win any war in the middle east, pure bacon goodness